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Seeing the World from Both Oculars-- a Bananaslug's Journal


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Friday Afternoon Funnies!
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
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(brace yourself)
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(this is going to hurt)
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(really bad)
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"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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