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Walk Naked In America Day -- next Saturday
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From Phil Glowatz:

>Walk naked in America day next Saturday
>
>Don't forget to mark your calendars.
>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>other than his wife naked and, if he does, he must commit suicide. So next
>Saturday at Noon Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out
>of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>effort.
>
>All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
>they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
>approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
>patriotism.
>
>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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